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The SCOTUS sent out a notice that there wouldn't be a Living Nativity in DC this year. They couldn't find three wise men, and were still searching for a virgin, but they had plenty of asses for the stable.
 
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The 2 happiest days in a boat owner's life

The day he buys it

The day he turns it into a hot tub
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Doreen's husband Matt died suddenly one day. Doreen was taking care of the funeral arrangements with the undertaker when she was asked how she wanted Matt's obituary to read.
Doreen asked the undertaker, "How much does an obituary cost?"
The undertaker replied, "One dollar per word."
Doreen then said, "I want the obituary to read - MATT IS DEAD."
The undertaker was an old fishing buddy of Matt's and he was a little disturbed by such a curt obituary, so he offered, "I'll make you a special deal since I knew Matt so well. I'll pay for half of the obituary out of my own pocket."
Doreen's face lit up and she replied, "Great. I want it to read - MATT IS DEAD, BOAT FOR SALE."
 
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Can't we even have a daily chuckle without the political BS?? FFS.
 
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The chuckle is just that, a joke. A touch of "political" is not about politics, It's just a lighthearted joke, at least that is the way I see it.
 
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Some of the new undocumented workers have construction skills
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Regular cycle or extra grease cycle?
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DustyRusty naaa you wont let me down,,, Im going to be soaked down with Irish Whiskey burned to an ashy pile :)