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Stealing that one to use on my dad. He has a bag full of those quips from the coal mine.
For comparison, I would've used the metric "harder than a nun's heart".
I think the poor girl fell off of the jack onto a concrete floor while the wheel was removed.
@Paul Allwood visually evaluate the OD of the flange and scan for signs of abrasion/impact, plz.