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2020 L3901HST, LA525 Loader, 66" Q/A Bucket, PFL2042 Forks, Meteor SB68PT Blower
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Cadillac, MI
There are 10 types of people in the world; those that know binary and those that don't.

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M4900 w/loader, finish mower, tiller, auger, rake. BX24 w/loader, backhoe
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Nelson Ohio USA
For Saint Patrick's Day!

A Brit, American and Irish guy go to the Pub and order a pint. When set down on the bar they couldn't believe it, all three pints had a fly in them! The Brit tells the barmaid to take his away and bring him a fresh one. The American fella removes the fly and sips his pint. The Irish guy grabs the fly by the neck and starts yelling, "Spit it out!"

Happy Saint Patrick's Day!
 
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skeets

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An elderly man lay dying in his bed. While suffering the agonies of impending death, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite chocolate chip cookies wafting up the stairs. He gathered his remaining strength and lifted himself from the bed. Leaning against the wall, he slowly made his way out of the bedroom, and with even greater effort, gripping the railing with both hands, he crawled down the stairs. With labored breath, he leaned against the door frame, gazing into the kitchen. Were it not for death's agony, he would have thought himself already in heaven, for there, spread out upon waxed paper on the kitchen table were literally hundreds of his favorite chocolate chip cookies. Was it heaven? Or was it one final act of heroic love from his devoted wife of sixty years, seeing to it that he left this world a happy man? Mustering one great final effort, he threw himself toward the table, landing on his knees in a rumpled posture. His parched lips parted, the wondrous taste of the cookie was already in his mouth, seemingly bringing him back to life. The aged and withered hand trembled on its way to a cookie at the edge of the table, when it was suddenly smacked with a spatula by his wife, "Don't Ernest!" she said, "They're for the funeral."
 
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Newlyme

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M4900 w/loader, finish mower, tiller, auger, rake. BX24 w/loader, backhoe
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Nelson Ohio USA
Did you know?

The Flat Earth Society has members all around the Earth.

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Newlyme

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M4900 w/loader, finish mower, tiller, auger, rake. BX24 w/loader, backhoe
May 27, 2015
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Nelson Ohio USA
With the increase in states that now allow gambling lawmakers were expecting the number of calls to the many gambler anonymous hot lines to increase exponentially and that just hasn't happened. One proposal to increase the number of incoming calls is to make every fifth caller a winner! :D
 
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what ever it takes to get the job done
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Bella Coma BC Canada
A newlywed couple went on a cruise for their honeymoon, and found themselves shipwrecked on an island where a tribe of cannibals lived.

The inhabitants were very welcoming, however. In fact, when they found out the couple had just been married, the cannibals threw a party!

They toasted the bride. Then, they barbecued the groom.....
 
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