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D2Cat

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L305DT, B7100HST, TG1860, TG1860D, L4240
Mar 27, 2014
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40 miles south of Kansas City
I got this in 2011 so I'm sure the numbers would be further off today.

They sent my Tax Return back! AGAIN!!! In response to the question:



List all dependents?

I replied:

12 million illegal immigrants

3 million crack heads

42 million unemployable people on food stamps

2 million people in over 243 prisons

Half of Mexico, and 535 fools in the U.S. House and Senate





Apparently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.
 
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Magicman

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M4900 Utility Special 4WD e/w FEL & 1530 John Deere "Traveling Man"
Oct 8, 2019
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Brookhaven, MS
knotholesawmill.com
One liners:

A cold seat in a public restroom is unpleasant. A warm seat in a public restroom is worse.

Apparently RSVP'ing to a wedding invitations “Maybe next time” isn’t the correct response.

Don’t irritate old people. The older we get, the less “Life in prison” is a deterrent.

I told my wife I wanted to be cremated. She made me an appointment for Tuesday.
 
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Bmyers

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Grand L3560 with LA805 loader, EA 55" Wicked Grapple, SBX72 BB, LP 1272 mower
May 27, 2019
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Southern Illinois
Midwest language be like:

No Yeah = Yes
Yeah no = No
Yeah no for sure = Definitely
No yeah no = Oh no, you’re fine
Yeah no yeah = I’m sorry, but unfortunately, the answer is yes