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An old gentleman lived alone in New Jersey.
He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.

His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison.

The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:

Dear Vincent,

I am feeling pretty sad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like the old days.

Love, Papa

A few days later he received a letter from his son.


Dear Papa,

Don't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried.

Love, Vinnie

At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.


That same day the old man received another letter from his son.

Dear Papa,


Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now.

That's the best I could do under the circumstances.

Love you,

Vinnie
 

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A little kid sent a letter to Santa that said: "Dear Santa I want a brother for Christmas." Santa wrote back, "Dear Timmy send me me your mommy."
 
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Magicman

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I have faith in Pfizer and it's Covid vaccine because they also make Viagra.

If Pfizer can raise the dead, surely they can save the living.
 
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Once, the lady at our parts counter thought she was special, and parked her brand new $65K suburban in the customer lot by the entrance. I slid under there and put a 15 inch zip tie on the driveshaft. Luckily for her, there was a still a wrench around when she went to leave for the day, and he found it. She was on the phone with her insurance arranging a tow! She found out it was me, and over 15 years later, she still brings it up now an then.
 
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