Found out 2 things today
- Thread starter skeets
- Start date
Well good Skeets, now maybe you'll come up with some better jokes, quit complaining so much about crap you can't change, like Dodge trucks owned by someone else!!
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Good news Brother Skeets.
But Len woulda hadja back together by now.
Just sayin.
Thanks to your SIL for his service.
But Len woulda hadja back together by now.
Just sayin.
Thanks to your SIL for his service.
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You have good reason to be proud my friend, congrats to both of you, now go buy a lottery ticket.Warrant Officer 2 USMC it is a pretty prestigious promotion. Officers run the show WO's make it all work there was only 10 promoted this time around,, so Im pretty proud of the boy
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Congratulations Skeet’s on both accounts. Take Bearbait’s advice and go buy a Megamillions and Powerball tickets. When you win you can treat yourself to a fleet of new Orange.You have good reason to be proud my friend, congrats to both of you, now go buy a lottery ticket.
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Absolutely true story:
A buddy at work had a wife that played the same numbers every week in the AZ Lottery. After a few months, the prize was up to 14 million. She went to the grocery store and bought some food but when she looked at the line at customer service, it was like 20 people long. She blew it off.
When she got home, she noticed on the receipt that they had charged her $20 for a $2 item. So she went back to the store. The line at customer service was still long so she went to the checker and got her refund. By now, the customer service line was even longer so she headed home.
At 1005 pm, my buddy who is asleep in the next hotel room gets a call and its his wife screaming, "OUR NUMBERS HIT! OUR NUMBERS HIT!!!" Still asleep, Rich asks, "How much was the prize?" "FOURTEEN MILLION" she yelled.
"SO, we are MILLIONAIRES?" he asks...
"No. I didn't buy a ticket." she responded....
He tells me this the next morning when I find him in the lobby looking like crap. He hadn't slept from that point on, all night. I guess I wouldn't either. As much as I hated to dig the poor guy, I just had to tell him...
"Tell your wife to come up with some new winning numbers. I wouldn't play those anymore."
A buddy at work had a wife that played the same numbers every week in the AZ Lottery. After a few months, the prize was up to 14 million. She went to the grocery store and bought some food but when she looked at the line at customer service, it was like 20 people long. She blew it off.
When she got home, she noticed on the receipt that they had charged her $20 for a $2 item. So she went back to the store. The line at customer service was still long so she went to the checker and got her refund. By now, the customer service line was even longer so she headed home.
At 1005 pm, my buddy who is asleep in the next hotel room gets a call and its his wife screaming, "OUR NUMBERS HIT! OUR NUMBERS HIT!!!" Still asleep, Rich asks, "How much was the prize?" "FOURTEEN MILLION" she yelled.
"SO, we are MILLIONAIRES?" he asks...
"No. I didn't buy a ticket." she responded....
He tells me this the next morning when I find him in the lobby looking like crap. He hadn't slept from that point on, all night. I guess I wouldn't either. As much as I hated to dig the poor guy, I just had to tell him...
"Tell your wife to come up with some new winning numbers. I wouldn't play those anymore."
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Years ago before the power ball and mega millions, I used to play the tri state lottery. Those of you in new England know this one. Faithfully played the same numbers Wednesday and Saturday.
Grabbed one of the lists they had on the store counter for the night before winning numbers and checked my ticket. Almost had a stroke. Had to check it 3 times and have someone else verify the numbers. By golly, the first number was matching, the second number matched. The third number matched. The fourth number was 1 digit higher. The last number was 1 flipping digit lower
I won a free ticket