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orange crusher said:
That e mail is going into my junk file as I never have drank. Next week you'll probably get a e mail to not smoke dope. The pandemic has turned out for the weak knee'd, to increase their need to excuse the behavior. Just sayin'.............
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It's called the "Daily Chuckle" section for a reason.

They're jokes; not intended to be professions of life or lifestyle decisions.

I don't believe Magic was directing his joke at anyone...it was a joke.

Some things are funny to some, but not to others.

I think we all respect that.

I think we all also respect anyone's life, lifestyle decisions and beliefs.

In theory, as the father of young twin Italian daughters, I could take offense to the Bride Maria/Mama joke you posted.... but I thought it was funny! :LOL:

It's a Chuckle section....don't read too much into it..:cool:
 
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RCW said:
It's called the "Daily Chuckle" section for a reason.

They're jokes; not intended to be professions of life or lifestyle decisions.

I don't believe Magic was directing his joke at anyone...it was a joke.

Some things are funny to some, but not to others.

I think we all respect that.

I think we all also respect anyone's life, lifestyle decisions and beliefs.

In theory, as the father of young twin Italian daughters, I could take offense to the Bride Maria/Mama joke you posted.... but I thought it was funny! :LOL:

It's a Chuckle section....don't read too much into it..:cool:
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Whatever....................
 
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An elderly couple was attending church services. About halfway through
the service, she leans over and says to her husband, "I just let out a
silent fart. What do you think I should do?"

He replies "Put a new battery in your hearing aid."
 
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A man comes into the ER and yells, 'My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!' The Doctor grabs his stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress, and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly he noticed that there were several cabs ---and he was in the wrong one.
 
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A Doctor was performing rounds at the hospital one morning and while
checking up on a woman he asked, 'So how's your breakfast this morning?'

'It's very good, except for the Kentucky Jelly. I can't seem to get used to the taste'

He then asked to see the jelly and the woman produced a foil
packet labeled 'KY Jelly'.
 
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Where will it all end.........Cancelled words in the automotive industry.

Terms they are no longer allowed to use. They can not say:
Male connector, Female connector, Dikes, ForMAN, MANager, Hose, Circlip, Stud
(Still waiting to see if they can say Bung Hole). They also can not say: HElicoil,
Nuts, Nipples, Jugs, Shaft, Jack, Chuck, Rear End, Under Carriage, or Skirt. And from
now on....Tranny Fluid must be referred to as "Gender Neutral Shift Juice".
 
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bird dogger said:
Where will it all end.........Cancelled words in the automotive industry.

Terms they are no longer allowed to use. They can not say:
Male connector, Female connector, Dikes, ForMAN, MANager, Hose, Circlip, Stud
(Still waiting to see if they can say Bung Hole). They also can not say: HElicoil,
Nuts, Nipples, Jugs, Shaft, Jack, Chuck, Rear End, Under Carriage, or Skirt. And from
now on....Tranny Fluid must be referred to as "Gender Neutral Shift Juice".
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Amen brother!
But, i'll still go on calling them as I have for decades and keep wearing my "Husbands' Lives Matter" shirt until they outlaw that too.
Regards
 
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Female hormone
Recently scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones.
To prove their theory, the scientists fed 100 men 12 pints of beer and observed that 100% of them gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became emotional, and couldn't drive.
 
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Not jokes but from my military days:

If the enemy is in range - so are you.

When the pin is pulled Mr. Grenade is nobody's friend.

Don't draw fire - it annoys those around you.

If you are involved in a fair fight, your tactics suck.

Never use any pistol with a caliber that doesn't start with at least a 4

Shoot twice - bullets are cheap, lives aren't.

Nobody remembers who drew and shot first - just who fired last
 
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