He forgot:
Woman: You can't touch me, I am a lady.
Cop: You stopped being a lady the moment you tried to assault me.
Quotations To Live By.....
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Woman: You can't touch me, I am a lady.
Cop: You stopped being a lady the moment you tried to assault me.
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Sometimes those who claim to have an open mind really don't have an open mind at all.
It's just empty.
Anon
It's just empty.
Anon
When you are dead, you won't even know you are dead. It's a pain felt by others.
Same thing when you are stupid.
Same thing when you are stupid.
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My Grandaddy
My Grandaddy
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I've learned....
That the best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.
Andy Rooney
That the best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.
Andy Rooney
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I have never met a person I couldn't get along with, but I have met plenty I choose not to be around. joe
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Life is like a roll of toilet paper.
The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
Andy Rooney
The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
Andy Rooney
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When you sit with a nice girl for two hours, you think it's only a minute, but when you sit on a hot stove for a minute, you think it's two hours.
That's relativity.
Albert Einstein
That's relativity.
Albert Einstein
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I have my doubts about this "Smart Water" considering how easily it's captured and bottled.
You can't learn a thing when your mouth is moving.
~My Grandfather
“I won't be wronged. I won't be insulted. I won't be laid a-hand on. I don't do these things to other people, and I require the same from them.”
~ John Wayne in The Shootist
~My Grandfather
“I won't be wronged. I won't be insulted. I won't be laid a-hand on. I don't do these things to other people, and I require the same from them.”
~ John Wayne in The Shootist