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A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to start a conversation. Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man. He reflexively...

A photographer for a national magazine was assigned to take pictures of a great forest fire. He was advised that a small plane would be waiting to fly him over the fire. The photographer arrived at the airstrip just an hour before sundown. Sure enough, a small Cessna airplane was waiting. He...

oldie but goodie Tom had been in the liquor business for 25 years. Finally sick of the stress he quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Alaska as far from humanity as possible He sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise it's total peace and quiet. After six...

A retired man purchased a home near a high school. He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace, and then the new school year began. One afternoon early into the first semester, three loud young boys came down his street, beating merrily on every bin they came across. The next day...

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I wouldn't pay $200 to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

We grow sprouts all year for salad greens. Cabbage, radish, pea sprouts This week I started roto-tilling our garden plots. one plot for pumpkins+ sweet corn + beans and and one each for peas, zucchini and carrots.

I was wondering what you folks use for a camera. I used a Canon G1X for the last few 20 years before that I shot with Nikon F cameras. The job I had required me to have a Digital camera and the Canon felt better than than the Nikon of the time. Last week I bought a new Nikon Zf so I could use...

All true wisdom is found on T-shirts. If at first you don't succeed, redefine success. I don't have a solution, but I do admire the problem. If a thing is worth doing, it would have been done already. Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die Jesus loves you...

lead or steel shot?

I did not add any words to the above shot before sending it so Drone shot near Kamloops BC a spliced photo made up from 2 shots cheers Hank

A duck hunter was out on the marsh when he decided to take a leak. He walked over to a tree and propped up his gun. Just then a gust of wind blew, the gun fell over, shooting him in the genitals. Several hours later, he woke up on a hospital bed. His doctor said,"Well sir, I have some good...

oldie but goodie An atheist was seated next to a dusty old cowboy on an airplane and he turned to him and said, “Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.” The old cowboy, who had just started to read his book, replied to the total...

I was in the bar with a friend, and we had had a few. A couple of old drunks across the bar caught my attention, so I turned to my friend, and with a nod in the drunks' direction, told him "That's us in another 10 years." He said "That's a mirror, idiot."